Tuesday, April 26, 2016

technology thy name is ( expletive deleted) but fun to read

INTERNET, I-PHONES, UNIVERSAL CONNECTIBILITY WORLD WIDE.
The transition generation:  unplugged, plugging in, and learning new languages.


We are the last generation who remembers a world without instant communication; (Seniors, over 65, still alive and very much kicking),  without the constant tweeting and tweeking; sending words across hemispheres.  We had to go home or to a free standing telephone “box” in the street to make contact. I remember having to actually write a letter, mail it and wait for a response!

Our home entertainment was a single, small size television screen.  Yes, a BIG change from radio only.  Most stations were filmed in black and white, and to change stories (or channels) you had to walk over to the set and twist the knob.   But there were only a few channels anyway. Remote?  What was that word? Replay? Watch one show while taping another?

I’ve teased my grandkids when I tell stories of our limited connectivity.  It gives me a chance to share with them some old letters written to me by my children (their parents) when they were away at sleep- over camp.  One from my daughter reads:  “I miss you both so much, sing me to sleep daddy!”

Today I sit at my laptop (yes, a portable typewriter, holding the memory of all things I’ve written, or downloaded, or received by E Mail); an easy to carry means of communication that allows instant connectability).  My personal cell phone, too, is by my side available for instant contact across the room, across the street, around the world!  We each have one of course, and often use it for messages to ourselves (don’t forget to pick up the milk, put out the recyclables’; pay an overdue bill). If it should go missing, or lose its battery charge, the sense of emptiness, the confusion reaching for a phone which is temporarily out of order is powerful. 

If I miss my grandkids, I can schedule time and watch them at play through an “app” (application) called face time; they can show me the latest toy they got, or an A on a school paper.  (Just now, in fact, a photo of my youngest (Nick is 6 going on adolescent) and his older sister appeared on my computer screen; they actually made a long distance visit!)

I can “sync” my calendars on my phone, computer and I Pad, and get enough “ping” sounding reminders to drive me to unplug my hearing aids at times.  Yet I use my cell phone to ask the automated voice (My newest friend Siri) to direct me to my destination, and mostly she does, and I don’t have to check maps. 

And so I’ve adapted; enjoying the chance to read a book on line; doing crossword puzzles on a screen, catching up with my friends and family.  And then it happens:  the phone fails; I leave my I pad in the meeting room of our life-long- learning program, the Academy for seniors at Eckerd College, and face a long weekend without it.  I actually had to find a book on my own bookshelves (a bit dusty, but unread).  Worst of all, earlier this year, all my electronic systems went haywire in January. For over a week I had only a land line phone and pens and paper to satisfy my needs to communicate.  Prozac anyone?   Got to go now: the cell phone is ringing, and I’ve got this blog post to proof read, print out a copy, send it off to friends, and take a shower.  No cell phones allowed.


March 25, 2016